While I haven't actually felt like shelling out much money this year on those I love, I do enjoy window shopping and web browsing for holiday gift items that I never intend to buy. Here's some gems I uncovered; a list of some of the best items for the home wreckers in your life.
For the DIY man (or the hot fix-it guy):
Size Matters Tape Measure
A handy tool for all your measuring needs around the house... including the bedroom.
For the bundle of joy:
Home Wrecker Onesie
Hey, call it like it is.
For the hot to trot homemaker:
Northstar Retro Range
You might not know how to cook, but at least your stove can look cute.
For the whoreticulturist (wow I just got another idea for a blog...):
Just like a stroll through the park near my apartment, only the flashers and gay dudes getting BJs are in delicate, white ceramic.
Happy holiday shopping friends!